This, obviously, made me quite happy. So, we went to the drug store that evening, got the necessary item, and Kristen drank a half gallon of water. Five minutes later, there was jumping up and down and some tears (I can't help it; I'm very emotional).
Although she had likely been pregnant for a couple of weeks, it was at that moment, waving the stick in the air, when it seemed Kristen's entire innards were turned inside out. Food tasted not like chicken or meat or sugar, but of clay and dirt and sand. She really hasn't recovered since. (A couple of weeks ago, she told me, quite seriously, that she no longer enjoyed eating. This was after her second donut of the morning.)
On Christmas, when we made a turkey (a really good one, to boot), she barely ate any of it and was more pale than I had ever seen her (which is something, considering how pale both she and I are). Although we hadn't told anyone about her being pregnant yet, our friend Katia, whom was over for Christmas dinner, pulled her aside to ask if she was. Such keen insight she has, that Katia.
Kristen smiled, denied, and then stifled her urge to vomit. "You did this to me," she yelped. (She has repeated that phrase several times in recent months.)
After Kristen saw her doctor, she was able to get her first sonogram and we were able to see Barnabas Monkeypants for the first time.
Although it was difficult to really grasp what you were seeing (a head? an arm? a wheel?), it was nonetheless incredibly exciting. I skipped a little bit, actually. Kristen, however, just ate another Tums. (We're buying stock in GlaxoSmithKline.)Other than her seemingly constant nausea (which her doctor, our friends, and seemingly everyone in the know said would be going away by now, but hasn't), Kristen's also experienced these strange things happening to her body:
- Her face became as oily as a 15-year-old boy. (It's since cleared up, thank you very much.)
- Large clusters of her hair have begun to frizz up like Felicity or, for our older readers, Rosanna Rosannadanna.
- She has the energy of a three-toed tree sloth. The woman who eschewed naps for the first 31 years of her life now embraces them.
For all of these things, everyone has said that they'll go away, that the second trimester is when you'll get tons of energy. Bah! We're in that trimester, people! They're still here!
So last week, Kristen went again to the doctors for more tests (blood, urine, sonar), and we got another great picture. I'm sure I'm not the first father-to-be who was in complete rapture seeing a picture of their tiny child, so I won't go into that (a couple of tears only). But Barnabas, likely in need of some Taco Bell or other spicy goodness that would wreak havoc on Kristen, was kicking and punching in there like nobody's business. We both agreed that Barnabas most resembled a boxing nun.
Again, everything was fine. The heart was beating as it should, the neck/spine measurement was fine, and there was a lot of movement. A lot of movement. (Barnabas is still too small for Kristen to feel anything, but when the time comes, I think we're all going to be in for plenty of fun. Right Kristen? Honey? Stop giving me that look, darling. It'll be fun.)
That's it for now. Both Kristen and I will be writing in this blog on occasion, keeping everyone up to date (because I'm sure we're the first parents-to-be to ever want to talk about the baby, right). There will be pictures, stories, laughter, tears. There will be stern looks from Kristen as she tells me that I'm painting the baby room all wrong and that, no, that's not where the crib is going to go, and, yes, I'm sure that's the curtains I want until I change my mind in three minutes.
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